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Kinds of Excuses in Fake Doctors Notes

 
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Dr. E.Z. Streat

There are all kinds of excuses used in Fake Doctors Notes. Whether you are designing your own excuse slip or shopping for one, it is important that you select the best excuse that will work for you. This page gives you some idea of what options are available.

Why can’t you use just any Fake Doctors Notes? Because not all the kinds of excuses there are may fit your case. If you are not known for a love of sports, it might not be so convincing if you told your boss you got injured in a soccer match. But if your family has a history of kidney problems and your colleagues know about it, it would seem more credible if you called in sick due to a kidney stone. So you should always choose wisely the kinds of excuses for your Fake Doctors Notes.

Here is a list of excuse slips. Note that “general” excuses need only general Fake Doctors Notes, but “specialty” excuses require more specific, custom-made excuse slips. For instance, a jury duty note has to look like a real jury duty notice and not a fake doctor’s note.

Basic Sickness Excuse. - Simple, general excuses like a sick child, diabetes, etc. will generally need only basic excuse slip.

Dentist Excuse. - Be careful with using Fake Doctors Notes based on going to the dentist. For regular checkups, dentists only require two visits a year at most. Outside of this, you will want oral surgery, gum disease or other excuse.

Ear, Nose and Throat Excuse. - Everyone knows what ENT is. If you are just feeling lazy and want to skip work or school, you can use Fake Doctors Notes and let them know you have an ear infection or something. Ear infection is a good excuse since they tend to persist for several months.

Emergency Room Excuse. - What do you do if you didn’t show up at work without giving an excuse first? Tell them you suddenly got sick and wound up in the emergency room. This is great for those unplanned absences.

Funeral Excuse. - There is not much a boss could object to if it’s the death of a loved one. While not Fake Doctors Notes, it serves the same end. Be careful with using this excuse though.

Gynecologist Excuse. - Sometimes it really helps to be a woman. You can cite all kinds of feminine health problems in your Fake Doctors Notes.

Jury Duty Excuse. - A jury duty excuse note is great for extended leaves.

Psychologist Excuse. - Is your marriage on the rocks? Do you look like someone on the verge of a nervous breakdown? Are you the “mad artist” type? Use it to your advantage. Fake Doctors Notes can be used for feigning psychological and mental problems like depression, anxiety, marriage counseling, etc.

Surgery Excuse. - Surgery excuses are good if you want to go on leave for longer periods. You can say you are going to have heart examination or surgery, if this runs in your family. To help you do this confidently, there are specialized Fake Doctors Notes complete with all the details like bar codes to make it look real.

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Emmitt Streat is a writer and an entrepreneur. To learn more about fake doctors notes, feel free to visit his website at www.bestfakedoctornotes.com.

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