Three Turban Monte; Bush And Rumsfeld Find Themselves Playing A Real Sucker's Game
Submitted by: Tom Attea
We all know the story of the rube who gets sucked into a game of Three-Card Monte on Fifth Avenue and watches his bets disappear in the pockets of the quick-handed sharpie at the folding card table...
President Of Iran Questions Iran’s Right To Exist
Submitted by: Tom Attea
With a surprising salvo of bravado, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has asked the provocative question, “Does Iran have a right to exist...
The Invention Of Water And Air Creatures; Second Half Of Part Six, The Invention Of Everything
Submitted by: Tom Attea
“I’ll go along with that You were talking about developing a way for the creatures in the water to breathe...
Bush Claims Approval Rating At All Time High; His Wife Told Him
Submitted by: Tom Attea
Why is President Bush unconcerned about his approval rating, which has now sunk to 33%
He’s certain it’s at an all-time high...
New Book About End Of Life On Earth; Skips Beginning Of It
Submitted by: Tom Attea
Yet another bleak new book about the end of life on the earth has emerged from the darkling presses, Cormac McCarthy’s The Road...
Nobel Prizes Awarded; Alfred Nobel Excluded
Submitted by: Tom Attea
As the world indulges in another reverent obeisance to the Nobel Prize and its genuinely laudable recipients, we should take a moment to observe that Alfred Nobel has been excluded...
The Invention Of The Sky, Second Half Of Part Four, The Invention Of Everything, An Eyewitness Account
Submitted by: Tom Attea
“I dunno If I did, I’d be in tech...
What Is Islamic Behavior? Generally, How Islamic People Behave
Submitted by: Tom Attea
We’re going to attempt what, until now, seems undoable for an infidel: write about Islamic behavior in a way that doesn’t upset Muslims or anybody else...
Very Clever Mozart: For Not Having Mohammed’s Head In The Original Production Of Idomeneo
Submitted by: Tom Attea
As all the world now knows, Berlin’s Deutsche Oper closed a production of Mozart’s perennially harmless opera Idomeneo, because of “incalculable risk” due to a threat from a Muslim group or individual over the director’s decision to include a scene in which the heads of Mohammed, Jesus, and Budda are presented without their accompanying bodies...
World Chess Championship Literally Goes Down The Toilet
Submitted by: Tom Attea
Sometimes the cartoon world, at least as reflected in the colorful pictures and captions of mass media, gets so bonkers that a real-world headline would be right at home in a humor magazine...
Senate Approves New Legislation Aimed At Interrogating Itself
Submitted by: Tom Attea
The Senate, immediately after voting to approve legislation governing the interrogation and overall treatment of terrorism suspects, voted on new legislation that would compel it to interrogate itself about why nearly every member’s speechifying has been directed, not so much at the nation’s problems, but at the November voter...
The American Umpire. Conducting The American Empire In A Way That’s As Fair As The Calls In Yankee Stadium.
Submitted by: Tom Attea
We were sitting here trying, as usual, to figure out how today’s America, saddled with the burdens of inadvertent empire, could conduct itself in the world so Americans are happy about how we’re doing and the rest of the world might actually either approve or have a hard time disapproving of our behavior...
Poll In Iraq Proves It’s Hard To Be Grateful When You’re Being Blown Up
Submitted by: Tom Attea
One would think that the number of American lives that have been sacrificed or maimed and the enormity of American treasure that has been expended in Iraq would elicit some degree of gratitude among Iraqis...
Noam Chomsky Gets A Bestseller The Incriminating Way
Submitted by: Tom Attea
Noam Chomsky, the innovative linguist on the left, went from the relatively placid life of a leading scholar to a major presentation by Hugo Chavez at the UN, who held up as recommended reading one of his many books, with the hefty title, “Hegemony or Survival: America’s Quest for Global Dominance...
The Invention Of Land; An Eyewitness Account, Second Half - Part Two Of The Invention Of Everything
Submitted by: Tom Attea
"Always metaphysical Can we just stay with the practical stuff for now...
Shimano Jigging System: Comparing the Two Systems of Shimano Jigging
Submitted by: Robert Feuring
Shimano is one of the most popular brands in the fishing industry It provides a wide array of fishing rods, reels, accessories, jigs, and all kinds of tackle equipment...
Twelve Days of Trying to Christmas Shop
Submitted by: Michael DeVries
On the first try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “Let’s go shopping at the mall”
On the second try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “Still no parking spots; who do you think took them all...
Check it Out! Car Insurance Doesn't Have to be Boring!
Submitted by: Cliff Berman
All right, we can admit it Car insurance can be boring...
Keynote Speaker For a Business Celebration
Submitted by: Amy Nutt.
If you've been tasked with organizing an important celebratory event for your business, then one of the most important decisions you have to make is choosing the right keynote speaker...
Solar Power Roof Vents: Exposed
Submitted by: Jim Martin
Solar power roof vents: Understanding the concepts
In the modern day world, most people are aware of the tremendous benefits that solar energy holds out as an energy resource...
Samurai Costumes For Halloween
Submitted by: Ronni Rebsdorf
The “trick or treat” day is one fun filled day wherein we can get total strangers to give us candy or money...
The Most Famous Funny Keynote Speaker
Submitted by: Amy Nutt.
Finding a humorous keynote speaker who is also informative can be a difficult task There are certainly not many people around who can be humorous and informative at the same time...
What to Ask When Hiring a Professional Keynote Speaker
Submitted by: Amy Nutt
A keynote speaker is someone who is an expert in a particular, focused field or area such as communications, teamwork or business ethics...
Finding Both Crude and Tasteless Humor
Submitted by: Jason Creation
There's a wide range of humor out there, and regardless of who you are, there is a lot to appreciate...
Parking Lot Personas
Submitted by: Shell Harris
The parking lot is, statistically, one of the most dangerous places to both walk and drive in America...
The Saga of the Automobile and Burma-Shave
Submitted by: Brenda Williams
Prior to 1925, the Burma-Vita Company, owned by Clinton Odell, was marketing a liniment concocted from ingredients imported from the Malay Peninsula and Burma...
Humour And Jokes For Healthy Life
Submitted by: Amit Kishore Verma
Humour and jokes is not only relieving stress, but also enrich your life and keeps you in touch with friends and family...
Hiring a Keynote Speaker
Submitted by: A Nutt
Most businesses and organizations hire a keynote speaker to deliver a fresh view point Their purpose is to encourage a sense of team work and breathe new life into a business...
3 Things to Know About Laughing Your Happy ASS to the Bank!
Submitted by: Jason Glover
Hello,
Most people have a hard time making people laugh… Doing Stand-Up Comedy is very hard and take a lot of practice to become good...
Outdoor Surveillance Cameras and Outdoor Party Bloopers
Submitted by: Nahshon Roberts
It's still freezing outdoors but you're already dreaming of your summer garden wedding You have installed your outdoor surveillance cameras to boost your wedding videos and you can't wait to catch all the fun but more than recording the merry-making your cameras can alert you to impending disasters...