http://www.isnare.com/?s=author&a=John+Sammon Opinions John Sammon Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.isnare.com/?aid=134809&ca=Opinions Anorexia is not a disease. Anorexia is not a disease. All you skinny teenage girls out there. Write it on the blackboard three hundred times. Anorexia is not a disease. Some of you may know I did some articles on anorexia, starving yourself to achieve thinness, that raised a fire storm of angry resp... Humor John Sammon Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.isnare.com/?aid=93599&ca=Humor I’m not going out on Halloween this year, not after what happened last year. This year I’m going to stay home and hand out candy and get scared when the candy runs low and the kids are still coming, and panic thinking that if I run out, I’ll have to douse the candles on the pumpkins, turn out the li... Automotive John Sammon Sun, 22 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.isnare.com/?aid=88748&ca=Automotive I’ve got the greatest car in the world. My 1982 Toyota Celica. You talk about your great cars. How great? Let me give you an example. The clutch started to slip (it‘s a stick shift). But I could still drive the car. I drove that car for another year-and-a-half before the clutch finally went out. Try... Humor John Sammon Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.isnare.com/?aid=78353&ca=Humor You’re a bunch of sickos. Talk about sick. Look at some of these phobias we have today. I’m not talking about common phobias like Claustrophobia (fear of confined spaces) or Acrophobia (fear of heights). Everybody’s afraid of those. I’m talking about really strange ones, like Arrhenphobia (fear of m... Humor John Sammon Thu, 20 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.isnare.com/?aid=44620&ca=Humor Marriage and parenting are among the few highly-challenging skills for which there are no qualifications, and for which no previous experience is necessary, and for which people just assume they are doing it right, making much of it up as they go along. Sounds like government. No knowledge is requir... Humor John Sammon Sun, 29 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.isnare.com/?aid=31635&ca=Humor I’m an overworked city man with a polluting old car, an aching back, endless bills and threatening letters almost daily from the IRS. I drive to work, where I’m also under threat. Not enough sales. Could I be terminated? What will I do? The sales meeting in the office begins. Suddenly, I’m flying th... Humor John Sammon Sun, 15 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.isnare.com/?aid=27933&ca=Humor We’ve all heard the phrase, “no man is an island.” Well, baby, I’m an island. I’m the closest thing to it. I’m a rock. And a rock feels no pain. And an island never cries. Shielded in my armor. I’ve got my poetry to protect me. I touch no one and no one touches me! I think it’s time maybe that I cou... Opinions John Sammon Thu, 05 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.isnare.com/?aid=26636&ca=Opinions It can now be revealed. They’re taking over the world. They’re living and working among us. The aliens of the Tranisiuc. This is no drill. This is the real McCoy. I’m telling the world in the hope we can do something before it’s too late. I saw this guy at the automatic outside bank teller tearing u... Humor John Sammon Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.isnare.com/?aid=25496&ca=Humor A man needs a hobby. I guess I’m not well-rounded. I seldom take a vacation (never, come to think of it), and I don’t spend a whole lot of time in church, though I do not consider myself a pagan. All I do is work to pay a bill, and I’m approximately forty eight hours ahead of the rest of my bills. B... Humor John Sammon Fri, 18 Nov 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.isnare.com/?aid=17715&ca=Humor I had to play a joke on the maid at a hotel where I was staying. You know that little paper wrapper they place over the toilet seat, that thin paper band that is supposed to convince you that the facility is clean. You normally take the paper band off and throw it away when you go to use the john. I...