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Finding someone credible to do garage door installation in DFW is a fairly easy feat. Finding credible answers from Himself is anything but easy. Himself was one for sweet talking, and little did I know it was a telltale sign of mythomania. A mythomaniac, based on the root word ‘myth’, is someone with a constructed reality about his person. To put it simply, my darling husband, Himself.

It started with a simple lie. Too simple that Himself didn’t even have to lie as it was rather easy to say ‘Honey, I forgot to lock the garage.’ Thinking that our garage door opens by itself, I even had to contact my guys to send in new garage door openers DFW for me to sample. Himself never admitted to his simple wrongdoing even if it meant shelling out extra cash.

But you know how they say one simple lie after another can turn into a whole web of lies. Well, that was the case with Himself. Being a mythomaniac, a pathological liar to be somewhat politically correct, Himself couldn’t stop with just one simple lie. What’s worse, the lies get less and less simple with the passing of time. The once simple lies became exaggerated ones. Remember how I said it was easy to say he forgot to lock the garage? Well, that incident happened again, at least twice. I figured if during the first time he thought it easy to lie though it was easier to tell the truth, what more during the succeeding incidents. So he forgot to lock the garage door, again, and he just couldn’t admit his wrongdoing. He lied further, saying we might need garage door repair in Fort Worth already as the door can’t seem to be kept shut. At that point I was trying hard to stop myself from saying “the only thing that cannot be kept shut is your trap”.

So we called in our guys to do the ‘repair’. Of course they didn’t find anything ‘faulty’. I thought that would get Himself to speak up and tell the truth – that he just keeps forgetting to lock the door and it doesn’t ‘open by itself’. I was wrong. Himself did speak up, but instead of finally telling the truth, he told even more lies. Apparently pathological liars never owe up to their faults, instead, they act all defensive when their lies are called on. Himself made a show, saying all the while that maybe our garage door guys just didn’t check properly – while the guys were still there.

I apologized to the door guys and to myself for marrying the mythomaniac.

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